This is pure weapons-grade adorable and it should not be in the hands of civilians.
He/she terrifies me as well.
((The first panel is based off of this image.)
Whoever initially came up with the idea of Carlestia is my hero.
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Get out of here, T.U.M.B.L.R.B.O.T. Or at least learn to modulate your audio synthesizer.